Nickname Game

I asked my girlfriends to dish their nicknames for past lovers. (Yes, we do this. There are some boyfriends I will only ever refer to as Boring Brian or Big Mouth).

So…here’s the list:

-The Preemie
-Baby Carrot Penis Man
-Fatty Big Balls
-Comp USA
-Big Lips That Did Nothing For Me
-The Nipple Torturer
-The Jewish Jackhammer
-Trashcan Man
-The Station Agent (short guy)
-The Panty Raider
-The Foreigner (he seemed as though he was an alien to the female body)
-Mr. No
-Cannoli Man (uncircumcised)
-Mustard Jar (she claimed his thing resembled one)

-Dark and Storm

-Blue Steel (for  his steely gaze)

-GSL= Good Sex Laurence

-Crotchrocket

-Jason the Mexican

E-mail me if you have other to add to the list. Next installment will be guys’ names for girls….eek.