Daily Dear Google: Should I have lunch with my ex?

Google knows all. I’ve therefore made it a daily activity to ask Google a personal question and make a decision based on the search results.

There’s a possibility that later in the month, I may be in the town where my ex-boyfriend lives. So, Google, should I have lunch with him or not?

The first search result is from DearCupid.org, where a poster asks if an ex wants to have lunch, does it mean they want to get back together. While I briefly consider going back to a life of veganism and Subarus…skjfasljd…shudder. Nevermind. One vote for NO.

Another telling result comes from Yelp.com. Writes one reader:

don’t do it dude. women are the strongest drug in the world. all you need is for your ex to bring up all the sex you used to have and bada boom bada bing you’re in that ass with no regard.
they’re evil i’ll tell ya!

Not that I don’t practice evil on a daily basis…still…Vote two for NO.

The rest of the results are either negative or related to what one should wear on a lunch date with an ex which generally advises to dress hot, which would support thesis behind answer #1 of getting back together — something I do not want to convey.

Verdict: Google says, “Leo, do not have lunch with your ex boyfriend.”